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2011 lessons

1. You’ll love college no matter where you go
2. Senioritis was never a good idea
3. High school was a piece of cake, but college is ten times more fun
4. Sometimes you care more about the friendship but that’s life so move on
5. Real friends can make you laugh no matter how horrible you’re feeling
6. Peri-peri sauce is the way to go
7. Don’t touch people’s hair no matter how much they remind you of your dog
8. Alcohol only makes deborah’s class more boring
9. Never take alcohol with any kind of drugs, even cough medication
10. Fortune cookies can be so accurate
11. There is an odd number of people in the world
12. Warm means scalding hot or freezing cold
13. Some people are meant to be #foreveralone
14. Don’t laugh when ugly guys tell you they have girlfriends
15. There are times when you need to hold on, but sometimes you should just need to let go
16. I see Laura everywhere, cept it’s not really her
17. When you eat alone, you eat fast
18. Don’t drunk text, esp when you’re not drunk
19. Always sleep in tents even when you are indoors
20. Gusburgers are hangover food
21. All conversations always lead back to deborah
22. Bridges are racist …oh deborah
23. Crewhouse: Done.
24. Learning people’s actual names is probably a good way to make friends
25. Farmers don’t dress well
26. If you don’t have a place to live then you can always sleep in darden court
27. The lawn is really pretty during all seasons, especially lighting of the lawn
28. People were right about how hard college is
29. Cheese is Italian
30. Don’t whine, no one likes crybabies
31. The answer to every question is always Varna
32. Set multiple alarms for your 830 am class
33. Peeling a clementine in one piece is a unique, but useless, skilll
34. Stoners only have one facial expression even during orgasms
35. SMD stands for “so many dogs”
36. You always end up eating for two hours at o’hill…don’t wait for the show
37. Sit in the front of lecture class
38. Listen to your own advice
39. Accept your friends for who they are, no matter how ugly their prom dress is
40. Don’t go after guys with girlfriends because they don’t always follow the thanksgiving break-up rule
41. Some people just live for drama
42. Clothes is optional
43. Don’t send people whales if you don’t know what theyre supposed to look like
44. Tumblr actually has some good advice
45. Guys with tight fitted jeans are almost always hott
46. Hispanics love the adjective super
47. Ice cream. that is all
48. Freshmen 15 should be taken seriously
49. Foreign teachers should come with subtitles
50. 2012 will be a billion times better than 2011, academically and socially